I HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY REGINA GEORGE

Gretchens father, 

the inventor of toaster strudel, 

would be very happy to hear about this. 

The Wednesday

on which we wear pink

 that was also the 10th anniversary 

of possibly the greatest 

and also groolest 

film in the teenage girl entertainment canon.

loving this movie is like, a rule of feminism

This is one of the greatest historical moments

 I've had the opportunity to witness.

xx,

Justina 

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justina's thoughts from the golden globes// golden globes 2014

oh you thought you were gonna see my butt? surprise

The golden globes were good, bad, and ridiculously hilarious.

Here we go:

1. amy+tina+amy+tina AMY+TINA 4 LIFE
2. How many misspellings of "golden globes" can I hashtag?
3. Hahahahahah Leo actually won something
4. but Tina is the real winner for that introduction
5. Lupita Nyong'o would make a terrifically chic batwoman
6. Emma (Watson) + Emma (Thompson) slayed your faves
7. YAY JLAWR AND NHOULT OFFICIALLY NEED A CUTE COUPLE NAME

 (suggestions: Jenniholas, Nichiffer)
8. Did anyone even see that movie?
9. And the golden globe for best acceptance speech goes to Aaron Paul
10. Can I date Tina's illegitimate adult son with Idris Elba?

Ah, award season 2014, what a time to be alive.
 
xx,
Justina
 

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Notes From The Golden Globes.

These are the things that went through my mind while watching the Golden Globes last night.

In no particular order.

1. Lucy Liu would make an epic Disney princess.

2. I want to be Jennifer Lawrence. Forever.

3. Tina Fey + Amy Poehler are probably the funniest thing alive.

4. LOL at Taylor thinking she could win a category Adele was in.

5. ADELE IS BACK.

6. Jonah Hill + Megan Fox could totally happen and it would be awesome.

7. Me after Jodie Fosters speech: "............"

6. Laura Brown is writing the best Golden Globe tweets.

7.  Whilst pronouncing Les Miserables, everyone is French.

8. "Everyones getting loose now that we're all losers" - Tina Fey

9. Gosh thats a lot of people trying to stand on that tiny stage.

10. The Golden Globes are actually my favorite award show.

 Now can someone PLEASE explain to me

 HOW anything could beat Downton Abbey?

xx,

Justina

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