justina's thoughts from the emmys

woke up - flawless

I have never watched the Emmy's before, 

so I had zero expectations, which was good, 

because it was a bit slow. 

HOWEVER, there were some really good moments. 

Including a gentle reminder that we are nothing but molecules hurtling through open space.

So now, in no particular order, my thoughts from the 2014 Emmys:

1. (before the show has even started) Why isn't Amy Poehler hosting this?

2. We don't really need to read the other nominees if Breaking Bad is at all involved in the category.

3.  Forget man buns, man braids is where it's at. Who is he?

 (It was Cary Joji Fukunaga)

4. Okay guys Modern Family wasn't THAT funny.

5. New writing strategy inspired by Game of Thrones: 

KILL 'EM ALL. 

6. The secret to Matthew McConaugheys eternal youth is in his tan. It has to be.

7. I predict "None of Us Will Ever Make As Much Money as Kim Kardashian Did For Her iPhone Game and Other Truths as Told By Jimmy Fallon" will make the NYT Bestsellers list.

8. Does anyone actually watch The Big Bang Theory or is that just a long running joke?

9. Why am I never on the same street as Billy Eichner?

10. Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are the ultimate Hollywood Bromance

 and should stay together forever.  #TrueDetectiveSeason2

11. Ricky Gervais is everywhere and I am shocked and alarmed about it.

12. Jessica Lange is pretending she didn't know she was going to win that award 

and I am laughing because she definitely did.

13. Andy Samburg should have been Jofferey from the start.

14. Aaron Paul should always win awards, just for his speech.

15. When I was little, Aladdin was my favorite movie, and Genie was the greatest character in the world to me. I must have watched that masterpiece of a Disney cartoon hundreds of times. 

The Robin Williams tribute was a proper goodbye to a free Genie. 

Seriously though,
Beyo-I mean, Amy Pueblo should definitely host next year.

xx

Justina

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I HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY REGINA GEORGE

Gretchens father, 

the inventor of toaster strudel, 

would be very happy to hear about this. 

The Wednesday

on which we wear pink

 that was also the 10th anniversary 

of possibly the greatest 

and also groolest 

film in the teenage girl entertainment canon.

loving this movie is like, a rule of feminism

This is one of the greatest historical moments

 I've had the opportunity to witness.

xx,

Justina 

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justina's thoughts from the golden globes// golden globes 2014

oh you thought you were gonna see my butt? surprise

The golden globes were good, bad, and ridiculously hilarious.

Here we go:

1. amy+tina+amy+tina AMY+TINA 4 LIFE
2. How many misspellings of "golden globes" can I hashtag?
3. Hahahahahah Leo actually won something
4. but Tina is the real winner for that introduction
5. Lupita Nyong'o would make a terrifically chic batwoman
6. Emma (Watson) + Emma (Thompson) slayed your faves
7. YAY JLAWR AND NHOULT OFFICIALLY NEED A CUTE COUPLE NAME

 (suggestions: Jenniholas, Nichiffer)
8. Did anyone even see that movie?
9. And the golden globe for best acceptance speech goes to Aaron Paul
10. Can I date Tina's illegitimate adult son with Idris Elba?

Ah, award season 2014, what a time to be alive.
 
xx,
Justina
 

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Notes From The Golden Globes.

These are the things that went through my mind while watching the Golden Globes last night.

In no particular order.

1. Lucy Liu would make an epic Disney princess.

2. I want to be Jennifer Lawrence. Forever.

3. Tina Fey + Amy Poehler are probably the funniest thing alive.

4. LOL at Taylor thinking she could win a category Adele was in.

5. ADELE IS BACK.

6. Jonah Hill + Megan Fox could totally happen and it would be awesome.

7. Me after Jodie Fosters speech: "............"

6. Laura Brown is writing the best Golden Globe tweets.

7.  Whilst pronouncing Les Miserables, everyone is French.

8. "Everyones getting loose now that we're all losers" - Tina Fey

9. Gosh thats a lot of people trying to stand on that tiny stage.

10. The Golden Globes are actually my favorite award show.

 Now can someone PLEASE explain to me

 HOW anything could beat Downton Abbey?

xx,

Justina

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