I feel like the entire night was nothing but a progression to, then a regression from, Adele.
She really is the Queen Of Everything Worth Being Queen Of.
Oh, and Jennifer tripped. That was exciting.
I like Charlize's new hair.
But that's it.
This show was a disaster.
Someone, anyone, should have called Tina + Amy right after Seth's opening number.
I'm going to be traumatized by his "boob song" for LIFE.
I haven't even SEEN Argo.
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