Now for the day of the week in which I write about literally whatever comes to mind.
First things first,
Dear Mr. President,
may you see this video and never doubt that you're the realest.
Second things second,
I'M GOING TO THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.
They don't have an iconic carpet color,
but they do have surfboards. And the entire cast of Teen Wolf,
which was more than enough to convince me.
I'll be covering the carpet for HuffPost Teen again,
hopefully with far less technical difficulty, and far more selfies,
so make sure you're following me on all of the internet haunts,
which you probably are already.